Four friends working in an IT company meet for lunch. This is just a usual day for them. Bytes Load Inc. has an informal policy of making its employees work till their buttocks require a massage from a Thai therapist. Well, it’s up to the employee to go seek service from the therapist. She comes with special powers and a pair of soft hands to take away the eternal pain. The only problem is that she costs a fortune. Now coming back to the four friends, they passed out from the same engineering college. They studied computer science. This is a trend in India like a pandemic raging a war on young minds. What coaxes a young adult to become dispensable like a million others each year and join the rat race? I guess we will never know. These friends got a job at Bytes Load, a multinational company with the same position. Now they have completed one year working their buttocks off. Their location is Bangalore as you would have guessed already. And it’s the year 2018.
“Hey, Anil, what are you up to nowadays? You look so gloomy,” Ravi asked.
“Yes, you definitely do. I hate to see it in your face,” Chen said.
“It’s not like I came on his face. He is busy, you morons. Can’t you just notice it in his office timing,” Mann said.
“Well now, calm down, guys. Mann is right. I am busy. My boss has his finger pointed 90 degrees at me all the time. God knows what he wants from me,” Anil said.
“What do gays want… to be gayer,” Ravi said.
“Ha ha ha, that’s funny. He definitely looks gay enough to me,” Chen said.
“What’s gay enough. You are either a gay or you are not. You can’t be in between,” Mann said.
“Shut up, guys. He is loitering around the hall. He might overhear us. Change the topic, quick!” Anil said.
“Holy Magoly! This is too tensed. I need some air. And your boss needs some hand,” Ravi said.
“Well, he can’t have mine. If you know what I mean. I told him on his face,” Anil said.
“You what?” Mann asked.
“Did he approach you?” Chen asked.
“Yes, he did. What could I have done? I can’t cheat on Sarita,” Anil said.
“Yes, you did the right thing. I am so proud of you. You messed up someone’s head. And now he’s gonna mess you up,” Ravi said.
“This is not funny,” Anil said.
“I will tell you what’s funny. Where do you get to bang in Bangalore?” Chen said.
“You know what! It’s not funny if it’s coming from your mouth,” Ravi said.
“What do you mean?” Chen said.
“You may try Bangkok to have a bang for your buck,” Ravi said.
“This is not funny,” Chen said.
“Well, it’s not intended to be. I am trying to speak your tongue,” Ravi said.
“I don’t involve tongue,” Chen said.
“Now, this is funny,” Mann said.
“Well, it was great meeting you guys for a messed up lunch. Now I have to go for a messier work worsened by the messiest boss,” Anil said.
“Wow! Your words come out like a freak talent show contestants on the stage. I love your spark. No wonder your boss is a fan,” Ravi said.